October 2011
RT @intellijidea: [scala blog] Real FSC support http://t.co/0J2sGw2a
RT @cowtowncoder: Jackson 1.9.0 slowly percolating through Maven repositories… it’ll be out there at Maven Central some time tonight
Oracle appears to have done the impossible: written marketing material less coherent and more hyperbolic than 10gen’s.
RT @rootlabs: We’re hiring developers to help solve an interesting distributed computing problem. Security not required. http://t.co/iAD …
OH: “Once I learned that I could move energy — whoosh! — it totally changed my life.”
Man, watching the @Yammer sales team close out the quarter… http://t.co/ZEvTblsb
September 2011
I spy @abhay.
OH, walking to work: (angrily) “smell my fucking shoulder!”
RT @allspaw: Hands down, the best paper on self-healing distributed systems ever: http://t.co/cJVUcZBH #devops
RT @boundary: New on the blog, Cliff Moon’s (@moonpolysoft) Strangeloop 2011 Session – Building Polyglot Systems With Scalang http://t.c …
RT @oxbow_lakes: #scala tip of the day; use collection.breakOut instead of toMap & avoid creating intermediate structure: xs.map(x => …
A Neutrino walks into a bar and is attacked by Rock Soldiers.
Neutrino walks into a bar and the bartender says “where’s your DJ friend?”
Oh, sweet! A build tool named after an ethnic slur: http://t.co/7f8nG5Eb FFS
RT @DavidSacks: This is huge. Yammer won the 2011 Forrester Groundswell Award for best Collaboration System. http://t.co/F6hNmu5q
Thank god for @mhat.
How to Rethrow an Exception Without Wrapping them... →
Horribly unsafe, but potentially useful.
August 2011
RT @darlingnikles: So this exists: http://t.co/ruULoDs
Crusty Java guy doesn’t like some of Scala’s fringe features for vague, handwavy reasons. Film at 11.
Current status: http://t.co/gRnb4BY
RT @schuyler: Someone should *totally* do an #ItGetsBetter video for all the closet-gay homophobic Republican politicians out there (cc …
RT @Yammer: Thank you to all of our users and customers for supporting us!! New blogpost: “Three Million And Counting” http://bit.ly/pC0zkz
RT @dogsdoingthings: Dogs standing in front of a television tuned to C-SPAN lip-synching to Roy Orbison’s “In Dreams.”
RT @nickedwards2: How to train your cat http://t.co/oMueGC3
RT @robdelaney: Not a joke: I just bought some U.S. stocks: http://j.mp/p4IqtM Please read, share, act.
Seeing the same sort of hypergeneralization surrounding FP patterns that I did with OOP patterns. “Hey guys! Just subclass AbstractFactory!”
If I’m going to fuck up publicly, I’ll apologize publicly. @gersei and @eed3si9n renamed their ports; I shouldn’t have been grumpy at them.
Turns out flow analysis works a treat for Bitcoin: http://bit.ly/obIu3Z.
July 2011
They made a movie about Battleship. What in the fuck is wrong with Hollywood? Did we hit Peak Script a few years ago or something?
For everyone asking: the flag on his shirt and the “ah fack mate” from his seatmate.
Current status: http://bit.ly/q7frb9
RT @jack: What makes a team smarter? More women. http://t.co/RmK43TY
And now I’m listening to Right Said Fred. It is happening… again.
What this party needs is an extended saxophone solo. Wait, no. What this party *has* is an extended saxophone solo.
Thankfully The Buggles closed The Case Of The Dead Radio Star, but I’d remind folks that The Case Of The Unwalked Dinosaur remains unsolved.
RT @nytimestech: Corner Office: David Sacks: Fostering a Culture of Dissent http://nyti.ms/q8iRjS
RT @mhat: Yeah. #winning http://twitpic.com/5qvjgc http://twitpic.com/5qvjgr
Watching @rckenned do his Doc Brown routine with @Yammer’s new feed storage system. Moo hoo ha ha!
RT @KentBeck: one purpose of software design is to give yourself more of the system you can safely ignore when making any given change
I’m just sayin’, if you’re gonna give me some gobshite about being and vectors, have the decency to give me some of your mushrooms first.
Current status: http://bit.ly/pFXzBM
RT @kimchy: GarbageCollectorMXBean#getLastGcInfo leaks native memory (@code #metrics, many others…): repro: http://t.co/hAeCh1t. Fille …
RT @kgale: You’re not even trying. http://t.co/wVYetvh
RT @moonpolysoft: ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
RT @joedamato: you see, kids, it is the memory corruption that does not result in an immediate universe ending explosion that you need t …
Ok, new rule — not answering any more emails about bcrypt ever again in my life. Enforcing this via a mail filter.